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{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}
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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
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