{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}